Of Ichor and Propriety

Of Ichor and Propriety

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Synopsis

In the glittering Society of Regency-era London, the great Olympian families reign supreme as the undisputed ton: the Zeussons command Parliament, the Poseidons hold naval dominion, and the shadowy Hadleys preside over estates no mortal surveyor has ever fully mapped. It is a truth universally acknowledged among ambitious mothers that a young lady of mysterious parentage, however handsome her face or sharp her wit, must be in want of a divine sponsor—or she shall have no prospects at all. Miss Petra Calloway, twenty years old and freshly arrived from the Devonshire countryside, makes her debut at Almack's Assembly Rooms with little fortune, considerable intelligence, and no knowledge whatsoever that her deceased father was none other than the sea-god Poseidon himself. The revelation arrives, as all catastrophes do, at the worst possible moment: during a quadrille, when she accidentally parts the punch bowl like a small inland sea and earns the astonished attention of the entire room, including the cold, magnificent, and insufferably proud Lord Darian Stormcroft—heir to Zeus's earthly seat and the last gentleman she would wish to impress. When Zeus's sacred signet ring vanishes from the Olympian vault and war among the divine families threatens to shatter the London Season entirely, Petra is dispatched on a frantic quest across Bath, the Scottish Highlands, and the treacherous Underworld ballrooms of the Hadley estate. Accompanied by her anxious companion Mr. Grover Fennwick and the impossibly competent Miss Athena Chase, Petra must outmaneuver scheming half-bloods, survive divine matchmaking schemes, and confront the charming traitor hiding in plain sight—all while managing her mother's matrimonial correspondence and deciding whether Lord Stormcroft's insufferable correctness might, upon longer acquaintance, constitute something alarmingly close to virtue.

Chapters (25)

1Chapter 1: The Punch Bowl Incident at Almack's2Chapter 2: Mr. Fennwick Consults His Footnotes3Chapter 3: Lord Stormcroft Calls Without Being Invited4Chapter 4: The Rout at Stormcroft House and Zeus's Empty Vault5Chapter 5: Miss Athena Chase Explains the Situation More Competently Than Anyone Else Has Managed6Chapter 6: Lord Hadley Makes a Charming First Impression7Chapter 7: Petra's First Deliberate Miracle8Chapter 8: Mrs. Calloway Identifies Lord Stormcroft as an Eligible Prospect9Chapter 9: The Olympian Court Receives Miss Calloway Poorly10Chapter 10: Stormcroft Proposes an Alliance; Petra Negotiates the Terms11Chapter 11: Bath and the Whispering Wells12Chapter 12: Lord Hadley Appears in Bath by Coincidence13Chapter 13: Fennwick's Terrible Deduction Proves Entirely Correct14Chapter 14: The Scottish Highlands and the Storm Petra Did Not Start15Chapter 15: What Lord Stormcroft Considers at Three in the Morning16Chapter 16: The Sea-Loch Oracle and Poseidon's Message17Chapter 17: The Hadley Underworld Estate Receives Invitations to the Season's Most Exclusive Ball18Chapter 18: Masks, Mirrors, and the Underworld's Impeccable Décor19Chapter 19: Lord Hadley Removes His Mask20Chapter 20: The Ring Changes Hands—Incorrectly21Chapter 21: Stormcroft Says the Wrong Thing at the Precisely Right Moment22Chapter 22: Lord Zeus Attempts to Resolve Everything Through a Formal Proclamation23Chapter 23: What Mrs. Calloway Has Always Known24Chapter 24: Petra Calloway Chooses Her Name25Chapter 25: The Season Concludes; The Sea Remains

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